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Okay doesn't anyone read their Owner's Guide?
If not, go to Section "Instrument Cluster"
Page 28. - It clearly states that this small storage compartment is designed to stow:

Men and Women
• Garage Door Opener
• Security Gate Card
• Spare Keys
• Business cards
• Non-Smart Phone, Cell Phones
• To Stow - Telephone numbers of the girls flirting with you because you're driving a Raptor - Your wife won't find them there! Nobody would ever think of looking there...

Women
• LipStick
• Makeup
• Vibrator (sex toy)—a device for massage or sexual pleasure. Vibrators are devices for the body and skin, to stimulate the nerves for a relaxing and pleasurable feeling. Some vibrators are designed to ergonomically stimulate erogenous zones for erotic stimulation. Or, take your Raptor Off Road and put the Pedal to the Metal and this will do the same thing...
• To Stow - Telephone numbers of the guys flirting with you because you're driving a Raptor - Your husband won't find it there! Nobody would ever think of looking there...

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LMFAO......:gr_grin::gr_grin:
 
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